Your biggest fan

Our fan finally broke down (for the 5th time) which caused a sleepless, sticky, night. I immediately started searching for a new fan, at 1:30am, but why is it that I only find these (or these, or these) monstrosities of ugliness with power-sucking venom? I mean, fans need to be practical, but in this city there is a 90% chance that I'll need to use my fan during every day because of the constant +40% R.H. so I also want something that fits my mid-cent-mod style. Then I found this:

For the whopping price of $300 SPR, it better give me the best blow of my life.